Six Completely Obvious Tropes You Can Expect From This, Only The Latest “Prostitution Scandal,” In Ever

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1. FIRST LOOK!: in which one photograph will launch some clicks (winner: New York Daily News)

2. CREATIVE TAXONOMY: “excort”  (winner [again!]: New York Daily News)

3. YEAH BUT HOW CAN WE KNOW SHE WAS AN “EXCORT” [sic] WHAT WAS SHE WEARING  (winner: The New York Times)

“a short jean skirt, high-heeled espadrilles and a spandex top with a plunging neckline”

4. HER FACEBOOK (bonus: PHOTOS OF HER KIDS ON FACEBOOK)

5. HER LOST CLUB SINGLE (predicted: Gawker)

6. HER FACEBOOK [UPDATED!] HER PINTEREST

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